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The Green Bay Packers today announced that they have hired song-writer and percussionist Neil Peart as a consultant to help the offense find its rhythm. Peart, long-time drummer for the band Rush, was brought in to take the offense to the next level.
“Wow, this is a great offense, I just would like to tweak it.” said Peart yesterday.
The Packers are one of the most high powered offenses in the NFC, but it wasn’t until the second half of Sunday’s game against the Jets that they started to show their potential.
“I felt like we were missing a beat.” said Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers. “We just didn’t have the timing quite right. But having a legend like Peart in here has really made a difference.”
The Packers play the Lions on Sunday and offensive rhythm could be the difference in the game.
“With a guy like that to help out…I don’t think we will miss a beat.” said Mike McCarthy.
So the week of the Jets game, Rex Ryan made some comments about his new safety Calvin Pryor. The topic came up because at the time the Jets picked, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix was still on the board. Ryan said that both of these guys were good players but he made one comment that, while not disparaging of Clinton-Dix, definitely made a statement about what they thought Pryor was capable of…turns out he was ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! HA!
Sunco Foods today announced a new food product to hit shelves in bakeries across South and West-Central Wisconsin today. The pastry will be an ultra-spongy sugar and cinnamon topped donut called the “Packer D” because it is sweet on the outside and oh, so soft in the middle. Continue reading