#5 – The Vikings’ team is reluctant to leave their homes as recent television commercials indicate that Santa Clause is already here.
#4 – As Thanksgiving nears, Vikings players get stuck in a loop while pondering the answer to the question, “What am I thankful for?”
#3 – The entire Vikings defensive backfield is waiting in line at the Mall of America to get Black Friday Deals on Saige…American Girl doll of the year. They hear she comes with free jammies.
#2 – Most of the Vikings players stay home to attend the lutefisk convention.
#1 – They’re stuck at the Obamacare website trying to register.