#5 – A circuit court judge decrees that dallas cowboys stadium be turned into something useful…like a homeless shelter for galactic orphans.
#4 – Sean Lee’s girlfriend discovers his neck injury is, in fact, a necking injury and she gives him an additional injury in the wunderbeans.
#3 – The whole team quits when jerry jones dresses up like santa claus and passes out their christmas bonus in the form of mixed sample packs of jams and jellies
#2 – Tony Romo freezes up as he suddenly remembers it’s no longer November.
#1 – On the eve before the game, Matt Flynn is visited by the ghost of the-Patriots-game-he-once-played-in-the-Past.