The NFL’s first openly gay player has been selected by the St. Louis Rams. There has been wide speculation as to what challenges he will face as the NFL’s first openly gay player. The Cheese has compiled a shortlist of just a handful of those reasons…
#5 – Learning the difference between a Ram and Billy Goat. They seem so similar lately.
#4 – Figuring out where the other half of St. Louis’ giant McDonald’s sign went and why it’s white instead of gold.
#3 – Finding a real last name so he doesn’t have to deal with having two first names.
#2 – Finding fans that HAVEN’T abandoned the team yet.
#1 – Focusing on what Jeff Fischer is saying rather than on that thing growing on his upper lip.