The NFL has “too many men on the field.” FIFA has… not enough.
The NFL resembles trench warfare. FIFA resembles an awkward tango.
The NFL resembles a muscle car on Route 66. FIFA resembles chickens with their heads cut off.
The NFL uses the phrase “walk it off.” FIFA uses the phrase “wait for the stretcher.”
In the NFL, players can win MVP or Defensive Player of the Year awards. In FIFA, players are nominated for Emmys.