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Tom Brady’s Super Bowl Jersey Found on the Lam in Mexico

Morty Snedman March 28, 2017March 30, 2017 Breaking News

Shortly after the Super Bowl ended Tom Brady’s Super Bowl jersey disappeared. Officials have been desperately searching for the prized number 12 jersey. Initially it was thought that the jersey might have spontaneously combusted at the thought of dealing with

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BREAKING! Packers Sign Jared Cook, Boast Most Dangerous 3 TE Set in NFL

Maximillian Penderschnuck March 16, 2017March 16, 2017 Breaking News, Celebrity Roast, Uncategorized

Ted Thompson completed a trifecta in free agency today. In the eleventh hour, with Jared Cook in Minnesota and ready to sign, Russ Ball made the phone call that almost certainly makes Green Bay the favorite to win Super Bowl

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“Nobody Likes Me!” Odell Takes a Page from Andy’s Book

Maximillian Penderschnuck January 9, 2017January 9, 2017 Celebrity Roast

Here’s a little news flash…it’s not FUNNY! In fact it’s pretty UN-FUNNY! Now that…is FUNNY! via GIPHY

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Don’t Worry Eli

Morty Snedman January 9, 2017 Breaking News, Memes

Sometimes players need encouragement after a big loss.  

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Sunco Foods Introduces Aaron Rodgers Ham String

Maximillian Penderschnuck December 2, 2016December 2, 2016 Breaking News, Celebrity Roast

Sunco Foods today announced an exciting new product for their Holiday line. The Aaron Rodgers Hamstring should be available at your local Piggly Wiggly just in time for your family gathering. The Holiday themed hamstring includes four hams of various cures

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Clay Matthews’ Hamstring “Hammy” to Retire Unexpectedly

Maximillian Penderschnuck November 4, 2016November 4, 2016 Breaking News, Uncategorized

Just when Clay Matthews was back at practice, his return has hit another road-block. In a press conference Thursday morning, Matthews’ hamstring, affectionately known to the team as “Hammy” announced that he will retire immediately after seven and a half

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McCarthy’s Plan to Rest Starters on Injury List “Coming Along Nicely”

Maximillian Penderschnuck October 27, 2016October 27, 2016 Gameday Glitches, Uncategorized

Green Bay Green Bay Packers head coach Mike McCarthy has never been afraid to think outside the box to help his team to a championship. His use of BJ Raji in the offensive backfield during the 2010 run was unforgettable

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Jared Abbrederis Reveals…

Morty Snedman August 28, 2016August 28, 2016 Memes

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NFL Confirms Hair Pulling Legal, Also Biting, Scratching, and Shin Kicking

Morty Snedman August 28, 2016 Breaking News

Following an incident on Friday night in which the 49ers’ linebacker Gerald Hodges tackled Eddie Lacy by the back of his hair, the NFL has confirmed that tackling via dreadlocks is acceptable. The league also confirmed that biting, scratching your

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The Bears’ Off-season Moves Couldn’t Fix This…

Maximillian Penderschnuck August 16, 2016 Celebrity Roast

The Bears made some nice moves and had a good draft this off-season. And with Kevin White coming back, they expect a great complement to Alshon Jefferey. But that won’t matter if…

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